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Howard Stern Exposed 39-Year-Old Jerry Seinfeld For Dating A 17-Year-Old In A Song Before They Becam

Highlights

  • Howard Stern defended his spouse against sexist remarks, inflicting blended reactions from lovers who remembered his personal debatable comments.
  • Stern and Janis Ian collaborated on a song about Jerry Seinfeld's 17-year-old female friend, which has been forgotten over time.
  • Seinfeld claimed he did not understand his female friend's age and denied any sexual dating, but many didn't consider him, bringing up the age gap as an issue.

Howard Stern has had a lot of cancel-worthy moments, like ceaselessly asking Anna Nicole Smith to step on a weighing scale. But there have been also occasions when he was once kind of the scandal's hero. One fresh instance can be him defending his wife Beth Stern from Bill Maher's "sexist" remarks.

The gesture drew mixed reactions from fanatics, especially for the reason that "King of All Media" received notoriety for spewing such comments himself. It's more than likely why his musical exposé of Jerry Seinfeld's "jailbait" 17-year-old female friend has virtually been forgotten.

In the Nineteen Nineties, the radio icon teamed up with At Seventeen hitmaker, Janis Ian, for the parody, Seinfeld's Girl Is 17. Later on, the richest Seinfeld alum defined on The Howard Stern Show that he "didn't realize" his ex-girlfriend "was so young" when they first met. Here's the true tale at the back of that.

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Howard Stern And Janis Ian Wrote A Song About Jerry Seinfeld's 17-Year-Old Girlfriend

During a New Year's tournament, Stern and Ian performed Seinfeld's Girls Is 17 onstage after singing it at the former's radio display. The host offered their set, saying: "A little special song for Jerry Seinfeld. This should really f--- his New Year's up. You've got to get a sense of humor." The performance then started with Ian enjoying the guitar and Stern singing:

Seinfeld's woman is 17 / And innocent with double Ds / He noticed the ones breasts and flipped his lid for a actual young busty high school child / A sexy lonely TV geek / Her major jugs made Jerry weak / Can't he find women his age to this point / She's 17 and she's jailbait

Ian added: "Can't he find some older dame / Private parts all look the same / Does he make her fare and shout / When he sticks his tongue in her mouth / Does he think he's some kind of stud."

At 39, Jerry Seinfeld began dating 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein-Gruss after drawing near her at Central Park in 1993.

You can see why this track has been elusive on the internet. "Does Jerry Seinfeld has a brain / When he sees her does he make a stain," the song concludes. "Can't he get an older girl / He's damn near old as Milton Berle / You're making such a spectacle / Thinking with your test--les / If you're gonna make some glue / You should date some girls as old as you."

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Jerry Seinfeld Told Howard Stern He "Didn't Realize" His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend "Was So Young"

Right after Lonstein-Gruss became 18, Seinfeld went on The Howard Stern Show to set the report immediately on their scandalous courting. "So, you sit in Central Park and have a candy bar on a string and pull it when the girls come?" the host quipped, to which the in-denial actor answered: "She's not 17, definitely not."

"I didn't realise she was so young," Seinfeld stated of his "jailbait" lady friend again then. "This is the only girl I ever went out with who was that young. I wasn't dating her. We just went to a restaurant, and that was it."

Of route, folks did not buy his tale. Many have been convinced that the relationship used to be sexual from the time he started dating Lonstein-Gruss at 17 to when they called it quits four years later. "I am not an idiot. Shoshanna is a person, not an age," the Bee Movie famous person said, years later. "She is extremely bright. She's funny, sharp, very alert. We just get along. You can hear the click."

He even played the non-discrimination card. "When I like someone, I don't care about her race, creed or national origin. If I like her, I don't care. I don't discriminate. If she's 18, if she's intelligent, that's fine," stated Seinfeld. After their split, he published that they "were very much in love. But the timing wasn't quite right." They "almost got married," too. It does sound like an age gap factor...

Here's a list of Seinfeld's public relationships, including their ages at the moment:

Year

Partner

Partner's Age At The Start Of Relationship

Jerry Seinfeld's Age At The Start Of Relationship

1973-1978

Caryn Trager

-

19

1978

Monica Yates

-

24

1983-1990

Susan McNabb

24

29

1992

Tawny Kiaten

31

38

1993-1997

Shoshanna Lonstein-Gruss

17

39

Married since 1999

Jessica Sklar Seinfeld

27

44

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Howard Stern And Jerry Seinfeld Like Annoying Each Other

Seinfeld didn't seem angry by Stern's "special song" for him. The two are if truth be told excellent friends. In 2020, the latter called out the stand-up comic for attacking him in his Netflix special, 23 Hours to Kill. "When I was watching the special, there was a chunk of business where I felt you were attacking me," Stern alleged during the interview.

"There's two places that I went, 'Oh, s--t. I do that with Jerry, and I think, I think it's me that he's talking about," added the self-aware snark. "You talk about all your friends are annoying, but if I go and get new friends, they're going to be eventually just as annoying. I feel at this point I'm a friend of yours. And I must be one of those annoying people."

"Yes, you are. You are," responded the Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee host. "Aren't you also annoyed by me?" Stern stated, "Yeah. I am." Needless to say, their friendship's love language is anxious every different. They'd additionally fairly persist with each as opposed to in finding new friends. "We can switch. We can get other friends, but they're going to have annoying things too," Seinfeld said of the hassle of making new friends.

"And it's the same movies, and meals, and holidays. And changing all the numbers in the phone is what makes it not worth doing." Agreeing about their mutual tendency to "aggravate" others in their career, Seinfeld mentioned, "Anybody wants out, fine. Door's open behind you."

Jerry Seinfeld advised Howard Stern he connected with Seinfeld 's inspiration , Larry David over their similar sense of humor .

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Update: 2024-04-06